"Shopophobia: Fear of the Cashier Judging Your Sketchy Selections" Candle

I only went to the store because I needed to buy my grandpa laxatives and prune juice but I ended up getting milk, Cheetos, seedless grapes, frozen pizza, mouthwash, a bag of charcoal, a turkey sub, doughnuts, and a new hairbrush so the cashier wouldn't n